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Josh Zana

502 Edwards Hall
Princeton University
(609) 986-9545

Useful Links

Nerdiness

Courses

My Business

Resumes

Word File resume.doc (Updated 9/15/03)
PDF File resume.pdf (Updated 9/15/03)
Text File resume.txt (Updated 9/15/03)

Polemics

The J Expose

I recently discovered, to my genuine amusement, that a group of impudent South Africans is publicly calling for my demise. At the site , I found the following, written beneath a picture taken from my site:

"This is a picture of a gerbil/hamster if you click on it, it leads to Josh Zana's site, who should be shot (Josh Zana, not the site....the site is not a person and should be deleted, not shot). It's possibly one of the worst sites on the net."
Now, truthfully, this new site of mine is a bit more spiffy than the old one (here), but I'm sure it wasn't one of the worst on the net. I would just like to state here that I am in fact capable of creating highly complex web pages in any of a number of scripting languanges, including mySQL database access. As such, I think that these uppity blokes from South of the equator should themselves be shot. All of them. And their site too. There, I've said it. I will leave you, the loyal reader, with one more quote from these guys, this one a justification of the site's name:
"I am J, and in essence I am showing pictures, exposing as such."

Great Quotes

"I wish microsoft would just hurry up and implant its instructions directly into my brain so i could be happy. Thats where were heading after all, might as well do it quick and painless." -Uri Okrent 7/29/04

"I would there were no age between sixteen and three-and-twenty; for there is nothing the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting, drinking." -William Shakespeare

"I'm still trying to decide whether I'm undecided" -Joe Fruchter, on the upcoming presidential electiion.

Photos

A small sample of some pictures I've taken recently. Click for larger versions.


Also, check out this other site for photos from my crazy Europe trip.